I move the stars for no one

"I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any or this for real....or not?"

I'm Sophia but you can call me Sophie or Phia-chan or senpai or kitty or Lemongrab

I have black hole eyes and I like Adventure Time and cats and sleep and videogames that's it okay goodbye♥

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giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

I’m sorry did he say the greatest aspect about Captain America

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

I’m sorry did he say the greatest aspect about Captain America

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

image

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thottweiler:

SOMEBODY TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME

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hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

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marina + favorite tweets

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theanti90smovement:

Me: is very chill
You: is not very chill and should probably take some lessons from me. $45 dollars for the first hour plus $10 an hour for any additional time.

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4:16 AM - 68 - reblog

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

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approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

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rebeccacrane:

do you ever see someone loving on ur fav character and ur like

u have good taste but

they’re mine

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3:15 AM - 8951 - reblog
You never get to the point where you think “I am the adult”, but you do get to the point where you think “I’ve dealt with this before.” The older you get, the higher and higher the percentage is of things you’ve already been through. Have you ever changed a tire? Had a flat tire? Someday, you might, and the next time it happens, you’ll know what to do, since you’ve already done it.

-My dad. I’m 24, and asked if you ever shake the feeling of not being an adult, and this was his response. Probably the most comforting thing he could have said.

Your dad is damn right.

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He preached right there

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This comforts me right now.

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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please don’t me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

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